About me

Ohhhhhhhh! *groan* …… why do you care?!! Everybody seems to think it matters but it doesn’t. I’m a kid and I’m 50! I’m a man but I’m a woman. I’m old enough to be on the internet but I’m too old to be on the internet. I’m too young to understand but I’m too old to be understood. Kids make me laugh and old people make me think. Is it wrong that I love talking to children? Is it wrong that I love arguing with old people? You’re all fools! WE’RE ALL fools! Learn to listen and forget how to talk.

D O N O T B E L I E V E ! ! !

But if you MUST know, I am almost 50 years old and I have a penis!! πŸ™‚

As for my name? Let me present you with a logic fallacy. Nobody is wiser than god. My name is Nobody. Therefore, I am wiser than god! Name the logic fallacy.

Ohhhhh! Ok, it’s not “Nobody”, it’s “Nobodoy” (accent on the first syllable). j.k. That’s not my real name. You can call me Angel (or Guardian Angel…..GAaaaaaa! lol!) or Skydancer or Skye.

I love purple and lavender and kittens and butterflies and Barn Swallows and debating about Global Warming, Torture, Liberal Politics and religion.

I’m not sure if I believe in a deity but I pray and often feel guided by …… something.

I’m not entirely sane.

But I’m a nice guy! πŸ™‚

Unless you unjustifiably insult me! πŸ™‚

Or you’re a bully or prejudiced.

I love to giggle like a schoolgirl! πŸ™‚ lol!

Go visit my youtube page at http://www.youtube.com/user/Skydancer365

or my MySpace page at ……….. oh I forget. Google it!

Yes, I have a facebook page but I don’t use it. I hate facebook.

Yes, I have a Twitter account but I don’t use it. I hate Twitter.

Oh yeah, I’m a computer programmer. It’s all I can imagine having ever done with my life. I type pretty fast (I used to type REALLY fast, probably faster than anybody you’ll ever meet!). I’m a really good programmer too! I’ve programmed in over 30 languages! That’s about the ONLY thing I’m good at though………………….well, except I used to be one of the top ten male Georgian dancers in the United States.

Out of the 10 male Georgian dancers IN the United States at the time! πŸ™‚

No, I’m not a hacker! Hacking is for egotists and it’s boooooooooring! I just like writing computer programs.

I’m not married, have never been married, don’t have a girlfriend or a boyfriend and I don’t want one. In fact, since I started taking Cymbalta for my fibromyalgia, I have no sex drive any more.

And I’m GLAD!!

Romantic love is a form of insanity!

I do sometimes wish I’d had children. I have a very powerful nurturing instinct but I know I’ve always been too immature to take care of children.

And I enjoy my solitude too much.

Somebody asked for some pictures of me so I guess I’ll go ahead and upload a few. I know! Stupid glasses! πŸ™‚ I’ve gotten some better ones since then. This is my niece and nephew.

7 Responses to About me

  1. Ari says:

    To be truthful, when I first came to your blog, I found you a little creepy. I don’t think my parents would have a nice reaction to my talking to a 50 year old online of all places, but they don’t have to know :] They don’t even know about my blog. I still think you’re a little weird though, in a nice way πŸ™‚

  2. Skydancer (Guardian Angel) says:

    Well, yeah, I AM a little weird! πŸ™‚ I don’t mind you saying it. In fact, I kind of take it as a compliment. πŸ™‚ Thanks! It means a lot to me to have somebody say I’m weird and different but in a “nice way!” πŸ™‚ I’ve always had a strong need to be different but to be accepted for who I am. πŸ™‚

    There’s a part of me that has never grown up and I don’t want to. Why should I? πŸ˜‰

  3. Skydancer (Guardian Angel) says:

    I’m going to post a newer picture of myself soon. I’ve shaved my mustache since then and I wear a black Greek Fisherman’s Cap instead of a grey one. Actually, I only wore the grey one because my black one had gotten damaged. Anyway, I think I look a lot older with that grey mustache and grey hat so I’ll have to post a newer picture soon.

    Also, I usually have my hear in a ponytail so you can’t see how long it is but I’m going to wear it down so you can see how long it is! πŸ™‚

    Also, I’ve gotten MUCH better glasses! πŸ™‚

  4. Prima says:

    Hi Skye. I am Prima, from Indonesia, I saw your comment in Andrew blog, and seems like it really helped him from Mr. Unknown, I hope so πŸ™‚ I am not that good in English, therefore I hope I can learn from your blog and make friend with you as well. Nice to know you here.

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